Little Miss !!Presents!! got a zoo trip for her birthday. We had a blast....until we said no to something for the first time. Little girl, Mama thinks that the goats and deer in the petting zoo are terribly cute, but they stink and so does Mama now from stepping in their crap for 1/2 an hour. So, no I don't want to stay for the rest of the day while you frolic with them.
They also like to eat clothes. Mama likes her clothes baby. Mama also doesn't want to explain to Dada that the reason why she's 1/2 naked is because the goat didn't get enough fiber that morning.
Screaming for the rest of the zoo trip taught you a valuable lesson: if you want to go to cool places like the zoo, don't scream your head off like a brat. I don't remember a time that we left faster from anywhere.
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