DDD: You need get over now daddy.
Mr. Awesomeness: What?
DDD: (silence)
Mr. Awesomeness: What did you say?
DDD: (silence)
Mr. Awesomeness: I think she was talking crap about my driving.
Awesomeness: Thank you for being Dada's driving coach.
DDD: You're welcome mama.
Mr. Awesomeness: I don't think we need to encourage that.
Later on in the commute, however, I started questioning her judgement. There came a time when someone in a car ahead of us stopped. I don't know why, possibly to smell the roses. Maybe to make new friends. There was nothing blocking his way, so it's really a mystery. Anyway:
Brakes: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!
DDD: That was too close Daddy!
Mr. Awesomeness: Yes, honey, that was too close.
DDD: We need to jump out of the car.
