DDD: You need get over now daddy.
Mr. Awesomeness: What?
DDD: (silence)
Mr. Awesomeness: What did you say?
DDD: (silence)
Mr. Awesomeness: I think she was talking crap about my driving.
Awesomeness: Thank you for being Dada's driving coach.
DDD: You're welcome mama.
Mr. Awesomeness: I don't think we need to encourage that.
Later on in the commute, however, I started questioning her judgement. There came a time when someone in a car ahead of us stopped. I don't know why, possibly to smell the roses. Maybe to make new friends. There was nothing blocking his way, so it's really a mystery. Anyway:
Brakes: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!
DDD: That was too close Daddy!
Mr. Awesomeness: Yes, honey, that was too close.
DDD: We need to jump out of the car.
3 comments:
Haha! Oh my goodness, your posts always make me laugh!! Kids say the funniest things and I love that you always seem to remember them long enough to post them and make the rest of us smile (what's your secret? hehe!)
What a sweet girl... and maybe you should get out of the car!!
BTW - love the new header pic!
hahahahha! Back seat driver :D
Why do people stop for no reason around here? Drives me friggin NUTS! Just drive people! JUST DRIVE!
PS - In case you can't tell I get a little worked up over driving issues :)
Trixie- Those same driver's cousins are here, I swear. Incidentally, the screeching halt we came to was on a 75 mph freeway.... Your head would've exploded. :D
Launa- My "secret" is an app on my phone called Evernote. If I'm not anywhere near my computer, I just jot little notes into the program and they automatically show up when I sign into the website at home. It's seriously one of the best apps I've found. (I'm not advertising...I just have gotten a lot of good use out of it.)
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