Tonight I cut my thumb while preparing dinner. Preparing dinner is something I don't do often, because cutting my thumb -- or any other finger -- is not a rare occurrence with me. I quickly washed it off and got a Band-Aid. Mr. Awesomeness decided this was the point where he needed to step in and take over the cooking duties (seriously, works like a charm every time ladies) and I left the kitchen to nurse my life-threatening wound.
Never fear, though, DoctorDottie came to my rescue!
Dottie: Hold still, Mama. Hold still.
Awesomeness: What do you need?
Dottie: You need to hold still. You hurt yourself. You need to stop moving.
Awesomeness: (actually holding still -- and I thought Mr. A was a sucker) Okay, I'm holding still. Now what?
Dottie: *poke*
Poked me right in my damn wound. Yeah. Cleared it right up. Thanks Doc.
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