Paula: Mama, what that?
Awesomeness: It's a scooter.
Paula: A scooter?
Awesomeness: It's so people can ride around when they can't walk very well.
Paula: They drive 'round and 'round in the scooter?
Awesomeness: Yep. We have to be careful and watch out for the people in the scooters.
Okay. What I meant there was: "We have to watch out for them so we don't get in their way or hit them with our cart." Honestly, I didn't even fathom that this could be misinterpreted.
Later in the trip, we reach the end of the aisle where there is a nice-looking old lady in a scooter.
Paula: OH NO MAMA!!! LOOK OUT!!! THERE'S A SCOOTER! LOOK OUT FOR THE SCOOTER MAMA!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I could not get out of that aisle fast enough.
2 comments:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
That is why I LOVE kids! So funny
No kidding, eh?
Holy crap, was I mortified though. I whipped around so quickly I didn't even have time to see if the lady was startled, amused, confused or anything.
By the time I got to the checkout counter, I was laughing like a freakin' maniac over it.
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