Sunday, May 2, 2010

Anyone's Guess

What is this tantrum about? **turn your speakers down or off**



My guesses:
  • You didn't nap
  • You have a dirty diaper
  • You're hungry
  • You're cold
  • You're congested
  • You're teething
  • Your sister hurt your feelings
  • Your sister took a toy from you
  • You were stung by a bee
  • You got abducted by aliens and were subjected to an anal probe
  • Your guidance counselor recommended Arm Pit Sniffer
  • You are a cry-o-phile
  • You saw your Dada naked
  • You heard Wham! was getting back together
  • You saw one of those awful E*Trade baby commercials
  • You got locked in a dirty bathroom by a psychopath and had to saw off one of your feet
  • You recognized the 3rd sign of the apocalypse
  • No fucking reason whatsoever
I have eliminated all possibilities except that last one.

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