My guesses:
- You didn't nap
- You have a dirty diaper
- You're hungry
- You're cold
- You're congested
- You're teething
- Your sister hurt your feelings
- Your sister took a toy from you
- You were stung by a bee
- You got abducted by aliens and were subjected to an anal probe
- Your guidance counselor recommended Arm Pit Sniffer
- You are a cry-o-phile
- You saw your Dada naked
- You heard Wham! was getting back together
- You saw one of those awful E*Trade baby commercials
- You got locked in a dirty bathroom by a psychopath and had to saw off one of your feet
- You recognized the 3rd sign of the apocalypse
- No fucking reason whatsoever
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