InkyIrma Gets First Tattoo
Where in the hell were these things when I was a kid? There were some temporary tattoos, but back in my day, "temporary" meant: This might not even last until the backing peels off. This thing has been on her arm now for 4 days and it's still going strong. It's been through bathtime and everything. Spoiled-ass kids. I might not have felt the need to get real tattoos if I knew about these things.
BabyGaGa Comes Out Of The Closet
Yup, those are his sister's stripey pink training pants.
You Found What? And Did What?
Awesomeness: What did you do today, honey?
DollyDigDug: I play in the yard and dig in the dirt!
Awesomeness: Wow! What else did you do?
DollyDigDug: I find bugs in the dirt.
Awesomeness: How many bugs did you find?
DollyDigDug: One, two, three, four. I find four bugs.
Awesomeness: That's totally cool! What else did you find in the dirt?
DollyDigDug: I find chocolate in the dirt.
Awesomeness: ...chocolate?
DollyDigDug: I find chocolate and I eat it.
Awesomeness: I hope that was chocolate...
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