Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Klingon Overlord

I'm sorry your teeth hurt Little Buddy. I really am. I know it's been a long time since my teeth were all growing in for the first time, but I do have an inkling of what you're going through.

What I'm confused about is what clinging to me every second of every day is supposed to do to help you. Do you realize that I'm actually relieved to go to work because your added 16 pounds is a lot more tiring than anything my work day would have to offer?

Cut your poor old mom some slack, kid.

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