I am ready to go back to work now.
The one thing I will say about staying at home with my kids: I am now very afraid for their future. I expect to give them advice like, "No, you can't have cookies until after lunch," but I find that my life lessons have been geared a bit more toward:
Stop wiping your boogers on my printer!
OH MY GOD! Get your damn face out of the toilet!
Hey, jackass, you got yourself stuck between the couch and the wall. Get yourself out.
We don't wash windows with our panties.
Nuh-uh. Magnets don't go in your butt.Maybe one of these days I can be a normal mom.