What The What?

We bought the kids some foam bathtub letters so we can work with LucyLetterLearner on her colors and letters.  Now we're working on her letter sounds.  Our conversation starts out:

Awesomeness: What letter does your name start with *Lucy?

LucyLetterLearner: A P! 

Awesomeness: No....your name's not *Pucy is it?

LucyLetterLearner: Naaaaaw!  My name not *Pucy! 

Awesomeness: What letter does your brother's name start with?

LucyLetterLearner: Brother no start with letter.  Brother name is Master.

Awesomeness: ?! Master?  You call your brother Master?

LucyLetterLearner: Yeah, he's a MasterBaby.

Awesomeness: He's a MasterBaby? What does a MasterBaby do?

LucyLetterLearner: He chases the Birthday Cat.

Awesomeness: ....

This was kind of a freaky Children of the Corn moment for me.  I'm glad Mr. A came in at around this time.  I didn't really want to be outnumbered.