My toddler, PickyPants, likes to "share" my food. By share I mean she likes to sneak-attack me and grab 1/2 my food, then run away giggling. The really crappy part: she doesn't eat it. She just breaks it apart and spreads it all over the house.
Sometimes she does fool me into thinking that she'll at least eat it. Instead, she sticks it in her mouth for about a minute, then spits the 1/2 chewed biproduct onto my plate.
Even if she did eat my food, I don't want her fingers anywhere near something I'm eating anyway. She likes to play with her butt. I love my kid, but I don't want her butt-juice in my food.
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